Hey.
Where have I been? Oh, you know, the usual places. Home. Work. Home. Work. My mom's. Home. Work. Smith's. Home. Work. Exciting, I know.
So my master plan pretty much worked awesome and today I am totally wearing a skirt in a size that I have not worn since 1996. Well, I haven't worn it well since 1996. If I wore this size last year, or say in 1997, I looked like sausage. Fat Man A Little Dress. Wow, when did that become a cross-dressing song?
Anyway, I have been nearly 100% perfect on the DMD - - I had a single can on Christmas Day, and another one on New Year's. Since I don't drink, that was my toast beverage. Also, since I was confident I wasn't getting a New Year's kiss, I figured I'd better get some oral satisfaction from somewhere. That isn't meant to be as dirty-sounding as you're thinking right now. You are, I know it.
In any case, the DMD doesn't hold the mysteries of the universe for me like it used to. I must say, I'm kind of sad about that, because I really enjoyed how much I enjoyed the drink, you know? Now I'm a total water girl. Healthy. Kind of boring.
Of course, there's still Part II of the Master Plan, because I'm not done yet, but I'm taking a breather for a few weeks and will work to maintain where I am now. I want this to stick. Not to my thighs. Stuff's been sticking there for a good, long time.
Oh, and I gave up the swearing, even under my breath. So pretty much I'm just about to be twinkled.
Ha ha.
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Well done! I'm so proud of you. It is a hard fight. I think Ryan and I will be on it for the rest of our lives. I hate that it is a life style change. Why can't we just lose it, be done, and move on to the next thing. Maintain.... blahhhhh! :)
I am so proud of you and happy for you! You do look AWESOME!!! I am glad you have joined me in my beverage of choice...I was feeling a little out numbered before.
WAY TO GO!!!!! You'll have to come visit me when I am down under...cuz heaven (hell?) knows the twins are making me drink...the straight stuff!! (GASP!) I gotta get off it though.....
You look amazing though!!! And that should feel pretty dang amazing!
HOLY CRAP, good work! You look so hot and thin! That must be a little bit sad about breaking up with the DMD. I am so proud to be a friend with someone that is gonna be twinkled soon.
Wow is all I have to say. Well maybe not...I also want to say you look Damn Hot. I still swear under my breath (and outloud when it's warranted.) You're awesome!
Wow! Keep up the good work! I'm proud of you for cutting the DMD! I don't think I could ever cut out my DC! You're blog always makes me laugh!
I love having your daughter in my class! She one smart cookie! :)
I more jealous than proud, I have to say because dang, you look SMOKIN' HOT! You're awesome and I miss you.
I believe the title of smokin' hot mom has been officially transfered to you! Phil said you were looking quite thin. Can't wait to see!
I am impressed...good start to the new year. I don't think I will ever give up Diet Coke...sorry I can't join your water crew. I just love it tooooo much!
Cara, You are funny! Proud of you! Keep it up!
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