There's a guy in a town just north of here posing as a door-to-door salesman who is flashing women and trying to fondle them when they open the door.
Dear Flashing Salesman,
Drive south.
Sincerely,
Cara
Just kidding.
Last night I went to a baby shower for a super cute friend of mine. She's having her first baby and it made me realize that I am an old lady. Seriously, she got all these gifts that I don't even think were invented when I had my kids. What's up with that? How are they inventing new things for babies? Haven't babies been around for a while? I bought her diapers, because I'm lame and practical.
We all wrote down questions for the expectant mother that she had to answer as she opened gifts.
Holy whip. H-o-l-y w-h-i-p.
Dirty.
I decided I probably ought not go to events like that anymore . . . I get all hot and bothered just listening!
Clearly, this post has a theme. Clearly, this theme is not family-friendly. Clearly, I should get back to work.
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dang it! i missed the dirty parts??? i always miss the good stuff!!
I was just laughing so hard. I still am laughing so hard that it is difficult for me to type. Okay, I'll be the first to admit that conversation was not exactly appropriate. Let's just say I learned quite a bit about people, things that I shouldn't know.
my favorite line was
PREGO ATTENDEE: how many kids do you have?
YOU: Four
OTHER FRIEND: and NO HUSBAND!
p.s. I want to invite you to my blog, but I don't have your email. send it to me pretty please . . . .
amberdonn@gmail.com
www.eggettbabies.blogspot.com
You make me laugh so hard. Honestly, you are HILARIOUS. THank you so much for all of your help tonight... I truly appreciate everything, i mean EVERYTHING you do. You are wonderful.
Cara you make me laugh! Good times..and I think you should still go to things like that..even if you get "hot and bothered" :) It's good to have girl talk every once and a while right?! PS-The diapers were great!! Seriously, I had none because I didn't know what kind to buy every time I was standing in the store thinking about it! You are great, thank you for making everyone smile.
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