Winning

1) Central vacuum? Broken.

2) Dishwasher? Won't drain.

3) Tires? Slow leak. Currently flat-ish.

4) Bathrooms? Condemnable. Seriously. If the health department comes over, they're shutting us down.


1) Weight? Down. Ten pounds.

2) Job? Totally making my hours. And then some.

3) Dinner? Homemade, healthy, and right on time. Rainey C. -- you're the very best. You saved us today.

4) Sheets? Clean. Yessss.

5) Kids? Happy. Weekend at home. Even if we're spending it at the office.

I'm winning this game.